Saturday, December 1, 2007

Open Letter to the People Protesting "The Golden Compass"

Dear Christians:

"The Golden Compass" is a fictional children's book. If you don't think your children are intelligent enough to differentiate between truth and fiction, then don't take them to the movie.

Simple as that.

Me, well, I prefer to give children a little more credit.

Now, here's a three-step plan for accomplishing something with your clearly empty and pathetic lives:

1) Sit down.

2) Shut up.

3) Find something else to expend your righteous indignation on. There's genocide and war and death and poverty and sickness all over the place. I think Jesus would be more concerned with that than with a story about a little girl.

Thank you very much.

Sincerely,

Dark Matter

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