Monday, March 3, 2008

Update

Apparently Charlotte Allen really was just being "tongue in cheek." At least, that's her editor's take on the matter.

Dear Charlotte Allen:

Read this.

Please note the parts on insincerity, irony, and whimsical exaggeration.

Better use of this, minus statistics -- not typically considered insincere, ironic, or whimsical, despite possible flaws in their collection methodology -- might convince people you have an actual sense of humor.

Until then, stick to your usual column, without attempting to be funny. It may be bad, but at least we can tell when you're being serious. We think.

Sincerely,
Dark Matter

Cross-posted at WTF Is A Hoosier?

1 comment:

Amelia said...

Oh, Charlotte Allen. She's good, I think, only for raising my blood pressure. And those who make excuses for her stupidity. Grr.